603 – Bacalhoa Wine and Palace: Lisbon Day 3

603 – Friday 20th January 2017:  Moscatel Winery and Palace

I’d done a bit of research about a Moscatel of Sebetul tastings having acquired a bit of a taste for it.  A useful English ex pat lady (http://juliedawnfox.com) had written up the Bacalhoa winery and I’d pre-booked a tour for us and Alison.  At only EUR 6 each, we really did not know what to expect other than:

  • it had to be pre-booked
  • the owner had a private art collection which we would see
  • there was the winery and the palace and we needed a car as they were 3km apart.
HOWEVER …
We pulled into the carpark in plenty of time alongside a blue terracotta army!  As we approached the reception, we were told that we would be doing the palace first and escorted in a mini bus.  Off we set … out fellow English speakers were two Lithuanians accompanied by a Lisbon resident for the US.  This proved to be another … ‘Goodness, how lucky were we’ moment, as the American lady not only brought all her visitors here and had visited 12 times on a tour, but knew the vinyard/palace/art collection owners and had been to parties here.  Again, how lucky: our guide George was enthusiastic and took much longer than the tour planned.  The Palace was crammed with gems of art.  The owner of the vineyard had made his money extracting gold from waste rock in Africa and is the 9th richest man in Portugal … and with an amazing art collection.  This is spread between his various properties and public museums, including one on Belem, which we’d seen the outside of yesterday.  As well as tiles dating form Moorish times, there were paintings, sculptures etc.  The gardens came alive under George’s explanations of the pleasure gardens … hidden courting benches, sailing on the pond and summer houses.
The American lady added odd snippets of insider knowledge about how the family made their money and having been thrown into the pond at parties.
 
After the palace, we were driven back to the winery … but wine had to wait … we were taken around the art galleries of the private collection.  We were so close to the exhibits … in fact we had to tell Alison to put her hands in her pockets as she wanted to stroke everything …  A slight wobble sound and Oh shit, from her had us seriously concerned at one point!  The Art Deco has me wanting to redecorate … along with the marble bathrooms (see previous post)…. James, how do you feel about going back to work to pay for it all?
 
Finally George was able to move our enthusiastic group along to the wine tasting.  An indifferent white, a stunning red, but at EUR10, not our normal drinking wine.  And thus onto the Moscatel.  A bargain at EUR4.10, so I bought a case.  Augmented by a couple of bottles as a gift from Alison.  I was interested in the difference between the 2 yr old and the 10 yr old … thought I’d buy 1 bottle as a comparison … so I asked George to point it out to me … and he gave me a tasting.  Aged P’s … I bought 2 bottles, plan to drink one and give you one … wonder if it’ll make it home.
 
The American lady was amazed that we’d discovered this tour as it is not marketed.  It really was an amazing trip and the staff recommended a local restaurant in an ordinary local town that was not only good value but stunning food.  We had the local DOP (which means it should good) Azeitao cheese … you cut off the top, relying on the linen band to support the side walls and spoon out the gooey unctuous cheese from within …  Alison had a huge prawn, I – a salted, onion, potato and cheese bake and J had the most amazing tender steak.  Fantastic.  What an amazing day when we had no idea what to expect.  And how lucky were we!
 

http://www.bacalhoa.com/default.htm

 

 

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Misty start to the day, but we crossed the 25th April Bridge.  It may be longest in Europe, but it was a bargain compared to the Severn Crossings (James used to be the MD) at only EUR1.75!


From the web site:

Bacalhôa Museum (Main Winery)

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Behind every great wine, there lies a great story.

Join us for an unforgettable visit of Quinta da Bassaqueira and discover its history which brings together wine, nature and art.

We invite you to discover different collections divided into three thematic groups expository:

“Out of Africa” is an exhibition dedicated to the Queen Ginga and three Landscape Wonders from Angola – the Dark Stones from Pungo Andongo, the Tundavala Gap and Kalandula Falls. 

What a Wonderful World! It is a gateway to an atmosphere of glamor and perfection. It is being carried away by the Art Nouveau and Art Deco, is to let yourself be captivated by the euphoria of the Roaring Twenties, is to let yourself go around by the bright colors and metallic shades.

Portuguese Tiles from XVI to XX Century, used so lush and unparalleled in any European country, the tiles, which proliferated for more than five centuries in Portugal, eventually became a genuine contribution to our country’s cultural heritage and artistic world.


During the tour, take the opportunity to taste the wines and fully appreciate the pleasure which can be found in the degustation of wines.
From the tasting room, admire the tranquil scene of the Japanese garden, in which some of the works of the sculptor Niizuma are exhibited, along with a Kaki tree, the ‘great-granddaughter’ of the only tree to survive the Nagasaki bomb.


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By the car park contained some unusual art … just  hint at what was to come.

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Some of the wine is matured in these steel containers.  Others in 2 year old French oak barrels and the better stuff in American red wood – the same used for Scottish whisky and Sherry … hope they have a lot of trees.  The barrels do last about 40 years though and cost nearly EUR1000.

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A large playfellow for Oscar.  Some of the olive trees were over 2000 years old and had been replanted from before the Barragem Alqueva was dammed.  It is great having explored enough of a country to be able to make connections and say “We’ve been there”.

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The front of the palace that a Queen (forget which) built as a playground for her son.

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Marble and all on piece with Vasca da Gama.

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Parterre with 5 hidden benches for whatever couples got up to centuries ago!

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Originally the water had boats on for the royals to play with, but apparently the son of the current owner, who lives here, throws guests in!  Private information from one of the group who knew the owner’s family and had been to parties here.

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The Portuguese tiles original had colour, then when the trade routes closed so did access to certain pigments, so the tiles became only blue until the C19.

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It is a new vineyard planted in the 1960’s … the first two bottles are on the table.

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The current owner and art collector is within the top 10 most wealthy Portuguese and he is fascinated with Catherine of Braganza.  This is the original marriage contract.

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Just a small part of the Art Deco museum.

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Absolute abandon.

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Almost life size.

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Some of the 2 year old Moscatel raging on French Oak barrels.

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Wine aging in newer barrels with priceless tiles all around the cellar.

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Alison using her decaff tea bags for a bit of eye therapy during lunch.

602 – Belem: Lisbon Day 2

602 – Thursday 19th January 2017:  Belem Tour

A short drive to Belem.  This is where the Age of Discoveries took place … adventurers and navigators set sail from here.  It is a relatively small area to walk and has its own atmosphere.  The pix tell their own tale.

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Outside the Military Museum and monument to fallen Portuguese soldiers, we were in time for the Changing of the Guard.  They have a strange march which looks like they are wearing imaginary snow shoes and planting poles.

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An iconic sight … the Torre de Belem.  Commissioned by King Manuel I it was built as a fortress to guard the point of departure for many of the explorers and navigators.  The exterior was really quite stunning with rope carved stone and open balconies.  It looks as if it floats on the Tagus, but was actually built on a small island.  The water is contained so that water remains creating the illusion of it floating even when the tide is low.  Shame so many overly pressuring sales people … I really have no need of a selfie stick.

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The interior is austere and given over to cannon.

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Our first view of the Monument to the Discoveries.  And the 25th April bridge, originally called the Salazar .. not only roads were renamed after the 1974 revolution.

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Built in 1960 to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the death of Henry the Navigator.  He leads the ship and Vasco da Gama is the third in line.  Salazar commissioned it … he tried to resurrect the concept of the Golden Age of Discovery and fought pointless and prolonged wars to try to hang onto the Portuguese empire.

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Mosteiro dos Jeronimos.  One of the Lisbon must do’s.  A monument to the wealth of the Age of Discoveries.  Commissioned by Manual 1 around 1501 when Vasco da Gama returned having discovered India.  It was built from pepper taxes … literally the import taxes charged on pepper and spices.  The left hand wing was the dormitories and now houses the National Archaeological Museum.  And further left is the Maritime Museum.

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Lunch before going around the Monastery.

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A real WOW factor as you enter the Cloisters.  These were completed in 1544.

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View of the Church of Santa Maria with its huge octagonal pillars.  Much more impressive than the Cathedral which we saw a few days later.

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Inside the rectory the walls are tiled with C18 azulejos.

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We bought some of the famous Portuguese custard tarts and ate them watching the sun go down.  The tarts are believed to have been created by the Monks from the Monastry before the C18th, so they are often known as Pasteis de Belem.  During Medieval times, the convents and monasteries produced large quantities of eggs.  The egg whites were used to starch clothes such as nun’s habits and to clear wines … leaving a glut of egg yolks.  So the monasteries produced custardy confections.  These original items were definitely a step up from others we’ve tried … and we’ve sampled a few!

 

 

 

602 – Belem: Lisbon Day 2

602 – Thursday 19th January 2017:  Belem Tour

A short drive to Belem.  This is where the Age of Discoveries took place … adventurers and navigators set sail from here.  It is a relatively small area to walk and has its own atmosphere.  The pix tell their own tale.

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Outside the Military Museum and monument to fallen Portuguese soldiers, we were in time for the Changing of the Guard.  They have a strange march which looks like they are wearing imaginary snow shoes and planting poles.

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An iconic sight … the Torre de Belem.  Commissioned by King Manuel I it was built as a fortress to guard the point of departure for many of the explorers and navigators.  The exterior was really quite stunning with rope carved stone and open balconies.  It looks as if it floats on the Tagus, but was actually built on a small island.  The water is contained so that water remains creating the illusion of it floating even when the tide is low.  Shame so many overly pressuring sales people … I really have no need of a selfie stick.

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The interior is austere and given over to cannon.

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Our first view of the Monument to the Discoveries.  And the 25th April bridge, originally called the Salazar .. not only roads were renamed after the 1974 revolution.

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Built in 1960 to celebrate the 500th anniversary of the death of Henry the Navigator.  He leads the ship and Vasco da Gama is the third in line.  Salazar commissioned it … he tried to resurrect the concept of the Golden Age of Discovery and fought pointless and prolonged wars to try to hang onto the Portuguese empire.

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Mosteiro dos Jeronimos.  One of the Lisbon must do’s.  A monument to the wealth of the Age of Discoveries.  Commissioned by Manual 1 around 1501 when Vasco da Gama returned having discovered India.  It was built from pepper taxes … literally the import taxes charged on pepper and spices.  The left hand wing was the dormitories and now houses the National Archaeological Museum.  And further left is the Maritime Museum.

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Lunch before going around the Monastery.

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A real WOW factor as you enter the Cloisters.  These were completed in 1544.

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View of the Church of Santa Maria with its huge octagonal pillars.  Much more impressive than the Cathedral which we saw a few days later.

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Inside the rectory the walls are tiled with C18 azulejos.

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We bought some of the famous Portuguese custard tarts and ate them watching the sun go down.  The tarts are believed to have been created by the Monks from the Monastry before the C18th, so they are often known as Pasteis de Belem.  During Medieval times, the convents and monasteries produced large quantities of eggs.  The egg whites were used to starch clothes such as nun’s habits and to clear wines … leaving a glut of egg yolks.  So the monasteries produced custardy confections.  These original items were definitely a step up from others we’ve tried … and we’ve sampled a few!

 

 

 

601 – Central Town: Lisbon Day 1

601 – Wednesday 18th January 2017: Central Lisbon

Wednesday morning, rush-hour – we set off in our hired car from the campsite to explore central Lisbon – tales of horrendous traffic and impossible parking ringing in our ears…. Well, the traffic was benign and we had no trouble getting into a downtown underground car park – so far so good.  First impressions – the architecture is (that word again) stunning and varied. Wide boulevards and lovely squares or ‘Pracas’.  The weather was (by our recent standards) freezing cold and windy – but complete sunshine surrounded us – in the sun it was ok but in the shade and breeze – definitely brass monkey weather!  The team resolved to wear more clothing layers tomorrow…  Oscar will wear his usual outfit.  

Praca Do Comercio – huge area of lovely pavement and impressive public buildings – spot Alison in one photo…  This architecture would do Paris proud – and any other major European city that we have seen…  Cafe Brasileira twice for coffee and cakes – where the intelligence used to hang out … The Elevator de Santa Justa is not justa lift – it’s a stairway to heaven – the interior could be Art Deco hotel style.  If it’s not – it should be a Grade 1listed structure.  The photos show the views from the top better than any text.  

Everyone says that Tram 28 is a must – no dogs allowed so Alison and I set sail and K did Osarcare across town to meet us at the end at Estrella.  The tram gobbled up the hills – a la San Francisco – we haven’t been there but Alison has. A memorable ride indeed. At the terminus, Alison went nuts!  Well, the roasted kind…. My nuts were truly frozen by now…

With roasted and frozen nuts, we managed a stand  up Ninja – well – Ginjihna – a cherry shot which soon warmed our cockles – not nuts!

A first amazing day in Lisboa – many more to come…     

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Black and white marble pavements everywhere.

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A momument to the Battles against the Spanish in the War of the Restoration in 1640 in front of an art Deco Theatre at Praca dos Restaurdores.

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Rossio, also known as Praca dom Pedro IV. It has been the site of bull fights, festivals and military parades.  Dom Pedro was the first emperor of independent Brazil.

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 Praca do Comercio:  locally known as Terrier do Paco (Palace Square), as this huge open air space was the site of a main royal palace until flattened during the 1755 earth quake.  The Palace built in 1511 and 70,000 books were destroyed. The new palace surronded the square but after the revolution became it was converted into Government Offices. This dramatic square on the River Tagus is the central point of the city where dignitaries would alight and then ride through the arch …

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the triumphal arch.  The mounted horseman is King Jose 1 erected in 1775.  This is there square where King Carlos and his heir were assassinated in February 1908 … we saw his bedroom in the Vila Vicosa Ducal Palace, left as he left it that fated morning.  For many years this square was used as a car park!!!

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Lisbon in built on 7 hills.  Consequently there are numerous funicular railways and some elevators.  This is perhaps the most famous – the Elevator de Santa Justa.  It was built at the start of the C20 by an apprentice of Eiffel.  It is a wonderful structure sandwiched between buildings, made of iron embellished with filigree.

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The interior of the elevator is wood and brass.

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It takes you up to the Bairro Alto district with amazing viewpoints.  This one is back to Praca dom Pedro.

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It really was a long way up!

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The black and white hand cut tiles in Praca dom Pedro IV were the first such designs in the city, laid in the mid C19.

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The ruins of the Carmelite Church.  As the congregation were saying mass the 1755 earthquake shockwaves caused the roof to collapse.  Part of it has been restored and is now an archaeological museum.

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Looking back towards the Triumphal Arch and the Tagus.

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Alison and James took the ‘roller coaster’ Tram 28 ride.  Dogs not allowed, so I walked with Oscar and met them in Estrella.

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Alison’s nuts!  An appetiser before lunch in the gardens at Estrella.  There is a huge Basilica there, which Queen Maria promised to have built if she bore the King an heir.  She must have done something wrong as the heir died 2 years before the basilica was completed.

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We walked back through Bairro Alte.  This district was first inhabited by the rich who left the disreputable Alfama district.  These houses were along the street from the ….

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 seat of the Government.

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Alison getting a free tow from Oscar up a hill!

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Joining the locals for a quick stand up Ginjinha (sour cherry shot) before driving home to Jez.

 

595-600 : Exploring Industries of the Alentejo

595 – Thursday 12th 2017: Sao Pedro do Corval Pottery and Evora

It’s got to be said – we pottered our way around the pottery town Sao Pedro do Corval.  K bought some arty-fax and the almond cheesecakes won us over – was ever a maiden so ‘bowl’-ed over?  

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Some of the old furnaces … we saw a lot of modern ones in villager’s gardens, although the shops were mostly along the main road.

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A really pleasant but ordinary town centre, where we found the locals popular cafe/bar.  And sampled the MOST delicious almond cheesecakes.

Evora is pleasant large town to walk around – cathedral and Roman remains, city walls, aqueduct etc.  It is one of Portugal’s most well preserved Medieval towns with lots of Moorish influences.  Preserved as it’s riches slumped and investment (modernisation) ceased … so poverty kept the town intact.  The remains of a young man who seemed to be caught with his pants down climbing in through some gates – there’s no flies on him!  Overnight stay at the Intermarche – a GB van tried to climb up our exhaust pipe – he couldn’t have got closer…

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Unusually not Praca da Replica – most towns seem to have one, a bit like the Piazza Garibaldi in Italy, but Praca do Giraldo … Giraldo, aka Gerald the Fearless, single handedly defeated the Muslims and so got back Evora for the Christians.  He scaled a watch tower on a series of ladder spears driven into the walls and distracted the sentries whilst his Christian compatriots took the town with little fight.

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Gerald the Fearless?  And what is that growing out of your flies?

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The cathedral was built on fortress lines with asymmetrical towers. Vasco da Gama’s ship’s flags were blessed here.

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The Roman Temple (thought to be to Diana) was at one point used as a slaughterhouse.  The dome behind is on the rear of the cathedral.

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Overnight stay … the Frenchman on the right was first, then us on the left … so why did the other Brit park just quite so close to us … most un-British!


596 – Friday 13th January:  Vila Vicosa

Home of the Dukes of Braganza – last Kings of Portugal – one assassinated with his heir in 1908.  Fabulous Ducal Palace – excellent tour inside supposed to be in Portuguese, but in English as the other visitors were Amercian and English speaking Portuguese … so lucky we were.  Pity no internal photos although one of our group didn’t seem to quite appreciate the rules… Sumptuous carpets and rugs from Persia and Portugal – ornate wood carved seats and desks – cosmopolitan furniture. Shades of Versailles, here.  We learned that “tea” means “transport, ‘erbs’ and ‘aromatic’…  Afternoon tea is a custom brought to England by Catherine of Braganza who married Charles II – he was a philanderer, so she had all the ladies to tea so she could see who was absent and therefore his current flame.

The main industry around here is marble excavation and preparation.  A lot of Portuguese marble goes overseas, particularly to Italy.  The pavements and most walls are all made from marble.  The town has a lovely soft glow as a result. 

We left Oscar in Jez for a second time whilst we lunched … wind too cold for outside eating on a local dish of roast pork cuts with clams and sea bass.  Doggy bag taken away to be made into a casserole for tomorrow’s supper.

We intended overnighting in a car park at the castle – young lovers started to arrive – Friday night is party night – we bolted to the Baragem Lucifer – well – Lucefi – nothing evil about it … just us, full moon and starlit night – perfect.

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Another Praca da Republic, looking back to the castle that the Duke of Braganza found to be uncomfortable, so had this built from 1501 …

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… The Palace Square and Ducal Palace:  the Square alone covers 16,000 sq metres.  We saw about 35 rooms, only 20% of the whole.  In the centre is a statute of Joao IV, who had the ground floor of the Palace built.  It was used as a Summer Palace / Hunting Lodge once the Braganzas became the premier royal family.  Some of the furniture went to Lisbon and some to Brazil, when the royal family escaped there during Spanish occupation and liked it so much they stayed a long time, but there is some wonderful carved furniture, carpets (incl. Persian and local from Arraiolas), tapestries and some wonderful porcelain.   The last King and Queens’s bedrooms contained hairbrushes etc, as Dom Carlos and his heir left in the morning for Lisbon in 1908 and never came back – assassinated.

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The other side of the Square.

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The Knot Gate, a symbol of the Braganzas in marble and granite.

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The Pillory … will I get a whipping?  It was described as having some great frog stonework … but even with imagination we could not see them.

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With so much marble being excavated, the downside are the massive holes in the ground and slag heaps of rubbish stone – seen here on the horizon.  When we first saw some waste piles, they looked like a town that had been demolished.

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Don’t jump … you’re not insured!  We walked the castle ramparts, whilst keeping our lemming dog on a tight leash.  

A large perimeter, containing the main church with some more lovely tiles and houses.  We did not fancy the museum containing all the Braganza hunting trophies!

 

597 – Saturday 14th January:  Sitting Still But Not Being Still

We had a most amazing peaceful night’s sleep.  A slow start to the morning, followed by a run and Pilates on the banks of the barragem (lake).  We ended up not moving the van and staying a second night.  We cleaned Jez, pottered, played some cards and I managed to do a big chunk of knitting.  Sometimes you just need to be still.

 

598 – Sunday 15th January:  Marble Museum and Arroliles Carpets

We headed back into Vila Vicosa to the marble museum.  Only a small museum and the information was in Portuguese only, but there were some good images of the processes and some statues of carved marble.  There were some amazing huge panels, and I’ve told J I want our bathroom walls and floors re-done with marble … but not in Jez as too heavy.  The drive away was along the factories where the massive blocks of marble are prepared for floors and walls.

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A pastoral scene of cattle but with the marble slag piles.

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For my boudoir walls and floors.

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Massive blocks carved out.

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Boobs awry … in both directions.

We stopped at Arraiolos; home of hand made carpets.  We’d seen some on the floors in the Ducal Palace.  Given the hand working they are right out of our price bracket.  Beautiful designs of birds and flowers.  Many of these towns are centred around a single industry, be it marble, pottery or carpets, and they are pretty much the only form of employment.

We then shot across the River Tagus to about 35 km north of Lisbon.  We are on a way to spend a good few days in Lisbon; our friend Alison is joining us for a week.  We spent the night at another Intermarche … they have embraced motorhomes with dedicated parking and some have food services.  Shame Tesco has has not gone the same route.  I did a big shop ready for our visitor and managed to spend half the spend on booze!!!

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Arraiolos has a castle, but we did not head up that way … seen quite a few.  We had a coffee and cake and wandered the streets.

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My view from the cafe – faded blue and white church behind modern water jets.

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Oscar’s turn at the pillory.

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One retailer told me that the wool comes from further north in Portugal.

599 – Monday 16th January:  And So Onto Lisbon

We drove via the airport to pick up a Ford Fiesta hire car so we can get around with the dog for a week.  We drove the short hop to the campsite.  As I am flying home to see my Munchkin a few days after Alison leaves, so we’ve decided to stay on the campsite a few days longer … they offered a whopping 40% discount for 15 nights … so this is how long we will be here.

I went straight into massive washing load … did not manage to complete it all … my drying lines were full.  Darks will go through another day.  Cold and tired from my endeavours so we tried the campsite restaurant …. not to be repeated.  Cold food re-heated and low quality.  But it filled a hole.

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Oscar KNOWS that I keep dog treats in my hand bag.  I left him for all of 5 minutes and when I came back he was wearing my handbag …. head and a leg through a handle.  No sign of the treats or the plastic bag.  Is this a sheepish look.

600 – Tuesday 17th January:  Lisboa Campsite and Collecting Alison

Another leisurely start. Chat to a French couple travelling with their dog and cat … van comparisons.  Then a chap approached and invited us over to introduce us to his two Welsh Springer Spaniels.  They are a minority breed and Oscar did look very LARGE and SOLID compared to his compatriots.  I took Oscar for a massive walk around the woods behind the site up to a mirador (viewing point).  It was bit of a clamber.  I’m OK going up, but dodgy knees coming down so I found an alternative route … still ended up a short way descending on my bum!

We collected Alison from the airport … her plane landed 25 minutes early, so we just made it in time.  A convivial supper back at Jez.

 

Oscar’s Diary.

Hello folks – I’m a bit nervous about this – new to me and all that. I know Mr Dimbelby interviewed me last week – and he was OK but, now it’s just me…

Where do I start?  Well at my previous owners – my mate George tipped me the nod that I was going to some new people (George and me didn’t always see nose to nose – we scrapped a bit – I always won though) and so I was prepared. Solihull was my home although I am a Welshie. They showed up on time with a motorhome – I know about these as Elaine has one, fortunately. The lady (Katherine) is a bit of a looker but I wasn’t sure about the skinny bearded one – he does have a nice smile though.  James they call him – fair enough for an Irishman.  Roomy van with an acceptable doggy bed for now – I’ll sort that out later, I thought.

Well, moving on by 4 months – they have improved and are responding well to my training – Katherine reacts to food treats and James is partial to red wine – I have to ration him nicely. I try to do a bit of training with them most days – but i’m also busy with my other bits.  “Whoosh”! Sorry, that was me sneezing – whoops – a piece of my snot just landed in Katherine’s shoe!  If it feels wet when she slips her for in – she will just blame James!  He dribbles everywhere…  

They travel a lot which is OK – but they mention a place called Scotland – up in the Arctic Circle – Eskimos and big bears…. Not sure – if I am in doubt, I will contact my local branch of the WSSU (Welsh Springer Spaniel’s Union).  I know the Secretary well – Mr Hatsu – (Japanese father) – I call him Dai.  

I’ve made some nice friends – Boo and Poppy (their owners come from Arctic Scotland – they do talk with a strange accent.) K and J tell me we’re a place called Portogooseland – the sun shines and it’s quite warm.

Now, they have started a bad habit – leaving me in the van while they gallivant about town. I’ve told Dai and he says that I should re-arrange the furniture and stuff in the van while they’re out and that usually works.  I did it – and got roundly told off!   I’m only trying to help – I even remade their bed – me being all nice – you just cannot please these human all the time… James used a word I don’t know – ‘feck’ – I need to watch him.

I’ll give them a second chance – we’re soon going to a place called “Lipton” (or Lizbon) – I think they make tea there – clever K9, me – I’m ejumicated – I passed the ‘11Plusall4s’ exam recently.

They’re coming now – I need to hide my KPad – and it’s doggydinner time – I do hope they get the portions right, this time. K has no problems getting her food portions in place – something about 2 stomachs – wine and ice cream go there…

If I get some reviews, I’ll keep writing, fellow pets.

Ta Ra and Yakkydoo – (I think that’s Welsh, sort of…)

Oscar

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