311 – 313: Mothers and Model Village

311 – Thursday 25th February 2016:  Capua (and unusual nocturnals…)

Morning at the excellent (if a little expensive) Caserta Sosta saw us each running 4 kms on a good path/cycle track. Brekkied, we sorted out the van services and put ‘Bradge’ (it saves typing Brad and Madge – as I just did!) to the onerous task of taking us all of 5 kms to the town of Belvedere San Leucio – home of silk production – and scene of an interesting socio-political experiment. In the 18th century, Ferdinand II of Borbon decided to establish a new town called – you guessed it – “Ferdinandopoli” – a humble man, obviously. Workers were paid according to the amount they worked – not just the hours – divorce was outlawed – and a form of socialism would prevail. Alas, it was never finished as the Borbons were overthrown. But much of the ‘new’ town survives – with neat terraces of houses – probably for the relatively wealthy in the area – socio-capitalism?  The main Palazzo was closed but a kind staff member let us tour the grounds and take photos.  We visited the Piazza del Seta (silk museum/shop) where K made a modest purchase – beautiful silkware on display.

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Model houses

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The factory and museum complex

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View from the top … it might be UNESCO, but that does not stop it being overgrown!

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Coffee stop.  Valentine’s day may be over but the sentiment remains.

En route to Capula, K realised we were still in Buffalo Mozzarella country. This is not a place where Bison sit eating nice cheese – but the home of the finest Mozzarella made from buffalo milk, as against that of cow.  K spotted a factory shop and alighted from the van (after it had stopped, fortunately) – and went Buffalo hunting – she’s a dead shot with a fistful of Euros, rarely missing the target!  True enough, my lovely Annie Oakley lady returned with the spoils – Buffalo Mozzarella cheese, Buffalo burgers and Buffalo steaks ! How many times can I get the word Buffalo into one sentence ?  All for a handful of Euros…

We commenced our perambulations (anyone remember Silver Cross prams?) to Capua– nice streets – a twice rebuilt Roman bridge (courtesy of WWII bombings) – and the Museo Campano. We were the only visitors in the afternoon – and we had three members of staff looking after us!  Much of Roman, Greek and a little of Egyptian  artefacts – but the highlight was a display of Madres – ancient (BC) busts of mothers holding babies wrapped as mummified … ex voto shrines to the Goddess of Fertility. When we got to a mother holding 12 babies, we speculated that this may have been the number of children lost, born, or the number wished for? Very impressive and unusual.  On leaving the Museum and thanking the staff, we were treated to a cup of coffee !  

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Roman bridge and Frederick Towers … used to have massive statues atop.

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New cathedral (WWII again)

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Two

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Prolific and our sympathy!

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A rather ‘cheeky’ Attic vase.

K cooked one of the Buffalo steaks – a bit chewy and not as nice as beef – but will go nicely in a casserole…

Our overnight location in Santa Marie Capua is a proper ‘Sosta Communale’ – a large parking area nicely paved with grass tiled blocks (discourages young folk doing car wheelies) – special section for motorhomes – all services available – why can’t we have these in UK?  As the evening drew on (we watched an excellent episode of Inspector Morse), the courting couples started to arrive – no nuisance to us, quite discrete – except…..   I went out for a late evening discrete pee – and noticed a car parked quite near – under a lighting column – with a couple engaged in full-on ‘flagrante dilecto’!  And another car nearby watching!!!  The reader doesn’t need much Latin to realise they were not hiding their lights (or much else) under a bushel !  They stuck to their guns…..doggedly ! 

  

312 – Friday 26th February 2016:  Sitting Still

Friday – rest day…. leisurely awakening – after a most spectacular electric storm between 1:00 and 2:30 am – with heavy rain. Your editor and sub-editor were snug and warm throughout…

We ran – separately – K did more difficult Pilates, followed by hand washing – utilising the excellent service facilities. Then Chardonnay was rendered replete with her services – isn’t that posh for saying we emptied the toilet?  Bum slogging – sorry, some blogging, was appropriate to get the reader up to date.  Lunch – one of K’s mouthwatering soups – then a little more exploration of the citta – very busy – in the town square, men (only) played boules or petanque Italian style – where are all the ladies ?  The obligatory coffee and small cake – at a huge cost of Euro 3.20 !

Our overnight spot came alive with veg, meat et al sellers in the early evening – but it was all pre-ordered only – otherwise Ms Oakley would have reached for the Eurowallet.  

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The amphitheatre – apparently the third largest in Italy … we both ran around here and then walked it later.  Volcanic hills in the distance.


313 Saturday 27th February 2016 – Coastal Route to Montecassino

A longer run for us both … J for 5km and K only 4, but followed by Pilates (I’ve got quite used to the strange looks I get as my mat comes out!).  A leisurely breaky and more services … and we set off for the coast.

Campagne is the home of Mozzarella di Buffa DOP and we saw a lot of manufacturers and shops along the roadside.  But where are the Buffalo that supply the milk????  I had read an online report that stated that many are imprisoned indoors, but we eventually saw a number of herds.  You could not say that they could roam at will or that they had a lot of space;  more like cow shed and pens.  

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Pix from the internet, but you get the idea.

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We also did a small shop and bought a bottle of a local liqueur… Alberti Strega – it comes from Benevento nearby and one has to try these things!!!

The coast is pretty dire … all built up and holiday resorts.  No way did we fancy trying to find somewhere to stop so we headed on for Plan B – Montecassino a bit inland.  We arrived at the Parking (with motorhome services – we are so spoilt after the general lack of them in Sicily) up a tight single track with sharp bends …. several gasps later we’d parked.  The series of stupid things are …  J had alighted and walked over to check the road up and K had spotted another route up to the parking on Madge…. but no, we’d blindly followed Bradge’s instructions!

A late lunch and then we walked down the hill (the route we should have taken to get here) to the town, just for a wander.

309 – 310: Stinking Crater and Stinking Rich

309 – Tuesday 23rd February 2016:  A Steaming Stinking Crater

Happy Birthday Louis … not yesterday nor tomorrow, but today!

A sad and fond farewell from Naples – we’re really could not justify staying longer.  The Sulfartic Crater – oops, Sofatara Crater was smelly and very warm in places – 160 c water temp – K thought about bringing our walls to smash – sorry smalls to wash – but we don’t really want socks that would burn and defoliate our legs…..  Impressive place but an hour was sufficient.  In keeping with Brad the Sat Nav … it moves!  Up and down.  Lots of sinking churches and cracked buildings.  It’s called Bradyseism – official!

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The above photos show me (J) and Chardonnay practising our latest dance routine! It’s called “Strictly” – novel, eh?  In a very tight space, I say to Chard – “suck your tummy in, girl and hold your breath”… It works!  Once through, she can breathe – and dance around as much as she likes – especially around potholes. It could be a new TV show – “Prickly Some Prancing”!  BBC…? Brucie? 

First we decided to visit a port … far too busy and pay metres everywhere.  Secondly a lake – simple, you say?  Find a lake and drive there… We don’t do simply (facile) …..  down a narrow street – a narrower street – has the reader detected that we’ve been here before ? Road blocked and no obvious place to turn.  Lots of help in fluent Italian from locals and Chard once again sucked in her tummy (should we buy a motorhome whalebone corset?) – reversed in through a (narrow?) gate – and abandoned the Lago search.  All sails set – off to a free overnight parking near Deserta – no, James – Caserta !  The correct order in Italian cuisine – its aunty patsy, then primocaruso, then secondosomething, then deserta – then somnovinoque…zzzz 

 

310 – 24th February 2016: Caserta Royal Palace 

The parking was good – quiet and peaceful.  K was going to run at dawn – but Dawn said otherwise…..like, stay in bed !  But she did ‘Pilates of the Caribbean’ at about 0900 hours – watched by the local young ladies on their power walks.  Why were they not watching me? Munching cereal and drinking carrot juice – just as exciting…

We drove to a pukka sosta at Caserta and parted with EUR15 to park till the morrow.  Bicycles launched – Caserta Palace in our sights.  After several tours of the town, we joined a long queue for cycle tourists biglietti – tickets to the reader… a long time later, we entered the Palace Park. The entire complex is billed as a smaller Versailles – very true – and not so small either !  The park and English Gardens are beautiful if a bit neglected at this time of year, but well worth a visit (on bikes – lots of ground to cover uphill and down.

Having sold tickets to cyclists, there are no places to park bikes while touring the house!!!  Back to town to seek a bike parking place – we spotted something!  It was a bar – that sold wine! Now then – try locking your bike to a glass of red wine – you may fail – and incur the wrath of the bar owner…. Once refreshed, we found the pike bark – bike park !  It was good wine !  The house was vast, full of frescoes, portraits of Charles II, sculptures, etc.  Not immensely moving.  The portrait we would really like to have seen but was missing – painted by Michaelangelo (I made that up) was on the side of the royal commode!

Not Versailles or Hampton Court – but extremely impressive in it’s scope – and gardens….

Back by varicose routes – to the excellent Sosta for the night – gated and quiet – hush…..

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Sadly nearly all of the exterior was shrouded due – and men were actually lavorio in corso … not like in Naples, where scaffolding was rusting and wilting.  Work started in 1752 after Charles of Bourbon wanted to compete in the palace stakes with Versailles.   A few facts … The facade is 250m. 1200 rooms.  1790 windows.  34 staircases.  

The main attraction of the grounds is the English Garden – not sure how many of the species are UK winter hardy!?  However, it was probably the highlight, with a lot of variety and some Magnolia and Camellias in bloom.  K loved the tree shapes ….

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The formal gardens comprise a 3+km stretch of water and cascades.  Water was diverted from miles away to feed the garden waterworks.

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The grey blob on the horizon is the house … it was quite a serious steady 3 km bike climb to the top!

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Diana and her nymphs bathing… K saw Darcey Bustle perform this part at the ENO in Delibes’ Sylvia with Mutt some years ago  :). 

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Peeping Tom … comeuppance …. turned into a Stag and his own dogs attracted him!

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Part of the 3 km series of cascades.  Lots of carp in the pools.  The ponds were actually used for fish for the Palace.

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Could be Spain … Tapas with wine.

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The Palace felt really unlived in.  Not a patch on most National Trust properties.   However, you did get the sense of ‘immense’ and how much wealth the Bourbons had.  Very little is on view to the public.

301 – 308 : A Flying Trip Home, Scultures & Tunnels

301 –  Monday 15th February 2016:  Troia to Naples

We had a wander around Troia after a run …. a long hill down and an even longer hill back up.  A fairly ordinary small town, but THE most amazing rose window on the Duomo.  We popped into the TIC to say thank you to Troia for the excellent free motorhome parking and were rewarded by massive grins and then they pressed a leaflet about Troia on us.  As we thought, nothing here really other than the Rose window.

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Troia Cathedral – Elegant with green marble touches.

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The fantastical Rose Window.

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Mind altering drugs surely?

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Dragons on the original bronze doors.

I have been desperate to cook lamb … we‘ve not had any since we left over 301 days ago!  We found the butcher and asked … no lamb.  In fact not much of anything really … yes two cuts of pork and beef, whole chickens and one type of sausage.  We bought sausages and I put them in the slow cooker to cook as we drove to Napoli.  We were to meet up with Frances and Edward, who we met several times in Sicily – they are heading back home faster than us and we knew they would overtake us at some point.

The scenery was pretty coming across rolling hills and patchwork emerald fields … the guide book describes the hill down from Troia as a crinoline. 

One on the motorway, we should a been spat out about 100m from the entrance to the Spartacus Campsite … however a minor navigational error / interpretation and we ended up coming through some miles of normal streets.  When we were in Naples at the end of October, we had thought that the driving was atrocious and really dangerous.  But that was before the best part of three months in Sicily … the driving left us completely unshaken.  Although some of the deep potholes shook up all our cupboards!

At the campsite we were recognised by Rosa on reception and we installed ourselves in the same pitch.  The Italian sausage casserole finished off and the aubergine parmigiana completed and F and E joined us for supper.  it MUST have been a good night … nearly 5 bottles of wine, half a bottle of Marsala and three quarters a bottle of Sambucca!  I know I passed out rather than went to sleep.

 

302 – Tuesday 16th February 2016:  A few chores

We stayed on the campsite other than to walk to the train station to buy tickets and check the times and then onto the super market to buy a large number of Milka chocolate bars for Munchkin … special request.  Two loads of laundry and J suffered his most unpopular job …. dying my hair.  It must have sparked something as we spotted a French couple of ladies hair dying later on.  I would have offered J’s expert services, but …

 

303 Wednesday 17th February 2016:  K Home to Munchkin

Is it a work day?  Feels like it.  Alarm set for 6.00 a.m.!  Train into Naples and AliBus to the airport.  We are old hands at it and knew the route.  

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I was slightly concerned on arrival at Gatwick to see the snow plough all ready.

 Maddy picked me up from the train station … not the one I intended getting off at though!  I was chatting to a chap with a brace of Springer Spaniels (I used to have my own brace of liver and white Springers) …. and only realised my mistake when M rang me and asked where the xxxx was I?  A bit of food shopping for supper and for some items I can’t seem to buy in Italy, such as cuppasoup, mixed herbs, coriander leaf, cream of coconut and Bert’s Bees lip salve.

We installed ourselves at my Aged P’s house … they are in South Africa, but trusted it to us!  I had my emailed and printed instructions …. Mutt was not leaving anything to chance!  Alarm, water on, heating controls.  As the house had been empty for a few weeks, it was perishing.  M and I snuggled on the sofa, wrapped in a duvet and watched a film.  After supper, M went off to a ‘gathering’ and I did some chores and had a luxurious bath …. Mutt, I forgot to tell you I found your Radox!  Our house in Bristol has a shoe box for a bath so I always showered there, and other than a couple of baths last August in a hotel in Tuscany, I reckon this was the first bath in about 4 years!  Bloody marvellous, with a bottle of red and Handel’s Water Music playing.

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Just before I went to bed I collected everything together I would need for tomorrow and found a hand written note from Dad.  He had laid the fireplace all ready for us to light … this would have warmed the house up in no time!  If only!!!

 

304 – Thursday 18th February 2016:  Jobs and Sculptures

I collected a parcel from Yodel in Farnborough and popped in to see Michelle, an old school friend – she was in Geneva, but Craig was at home and gave me a coffee … they also have a beautiful brace of Springers :).  B&Q for fuses as we blew a couple trying to get our electric heater working using a two to three pin convertor.  Rang Maddy and she met me at the Aged P’s house … having just arisen!  After lunch we dropped one of my grandmother’s ring’s off to be repaired … it will be part of Maddy’s 18th birthday gift.  

We then went to tripAdvisor’s top Farnham attraction… the Sculpture Park.  About 1000 sculptures crammed in along a walk around two small lakes.  I was given a catalogue, so had I been interested, I could have purchased any.  They ranged from the bad … a stack of plastic breadbaskets, to some really creative pieces.  Maddy is doing photography A Level and saw the potential here for her project.

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Maddy rutting with some stags!


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Yes, this really is a statue of someone peeing …. I brought home a Shewee …. will trial it and let you know … should save crouching!

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Maddy’s new best friend.

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A nano rest on one of the exhibits!

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A large piece, one of my favourites, but M thought the heads looked like black heads!

Coffee with the Bakers and their two Spaniels, Cockers this time.  Louis’ espresso is nearly at Italian standards and Zozo, you still have half an inch to go till you’re as tall as I!  A curry delivered … I’d not had a pukka curry for over 2 years … absolutely fantastic!  And another bath (with Radox)!

 

305 – Friday 19th February 2016:  Napoli and more Scultpures

An early pick up at 5.00 a.m.  Maddy drove home in her dressing gown and slippers … wonder if she was going to return to bed?!?  J met me in the centre of Naples with another rucksack so he could take some of the weight from mine … what a lovely thinking man!  We lunched on Pizza … really good and then went to the Archaeological Museum which contains most of the statues, mosaics and frescos removed from Pompeii and Herculaneum.  The Farnese Collection is here, which includes some stunning works.  Unfortunately about 6 of the galleries were closed and there seemed to be a lot of empty rooms.  Given how much ‘stuff’ they must have stashed, this is a bit sad. 

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J had read reviews that commented on the dust on the sculptures and it was really noticeable on the dark stone, which it made look grey 😦

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Possibly the most stunning part of the collection … the Farnese Bull.  

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A series of rooms were devoted to the Hellenistic Period … essentially Roman pornography.  Lots of very graphic and fanciful images.  This statue was very fine workmanship, not the content! 


306 – Saturday 20th February 2016:  Tunnelling!

Up and at ‘em.  We’d booked a tour with Napolisotterranea of the Greek cisterns which had been used to supply Napoli houses right up till the 1800s and then used as air raid shelters during WW2.  The tour was in English and being the only English speakers, we had the guide to ourselves.  It is not for the unfit of claustrophobic … 40 metres down (but you do exit only 16 metres up :)) and you have to wiggle sideways, and sometimes crouched down, between the cisterns along the water feeder tunnels.  

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The stairs were built around the well… this was 40 metres down 

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WWII graffitti on the Greek plaster work to make the cisterns water tight.

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A bit of a tight squeeze … the guide admitted he does have to tell some tourists that the visit is not for them and one German chap did get stuck! Something to do with his ‘arse’.

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The toilets were always near the entrances as people tended to need to relieve them selves – relief at making it to the air raid shelter.  Yes, we asked what happened to the human waste … crack in the tufa and it being absorbent meant it made its way out to sea.

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A well earned glass (or two) after those tunnels!

After lunch did another set of water tunnels, but no tight passages.  The Galleria Bourbonica also includes the 430 metre straight tunnel that was built in 1853 for Ferdinand II of Bourbon, who concerned about the outbreak of rebellion, asked for an escape route from his palace to the nearby barracks.  After the war, the tunnels were used as a dump for impounded motorbikes and cars … still there, rusting away.  Two similar but different visits.  

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Frances and Edward were still on the same campsite but leaving tomorrow, so they come over for supper and just a little wine!

 

307 – Sunday 21st February 2016:  Sunday a Day of Rest (and Chores)

A late start.  A run.  Waving off Frances and Edward.  Washing, shopping and other jobs.  A down day – we need one occasionally.

 

308 – Monday 22nd February 2016 – The best of Naples Sculptures

Run – long for J.  I did a short run and a new Pilates class (downloaded on campsite wifi), but decided that as the instructor lifted her legs and torso back over her head with superb control that perhaps this one is a tad advanced for me!

The main aim was to visit the Capella Sansevero (also known as Chapel of Santa Maria della Pietà).  Its origin dates to 1590 when John Francesco di Sangro after recovering from a serious illness, had a private chapel built in what were then the gardens of the nearby Sansevero family residence. The building was converted into a family burial chapel in 1613. It includesMasonic symbols in its construction and until 1888 a passageway connected the Sansevero palace with the chapel. Photography was not allowed, so these pix are from the internet.  We were so awed by some of the sculptures we went round twice.

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The Veiled Christ in the middle with the Virtues around the chapel.   

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This was disillusion … could not quite see it but the sculpture was stunning.
 

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Modesty, I do understand … the veiling was the inspiration for the Veiled Christ below.  We both thought this was possibly one of the best statues we’ve ever seen.

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And this is “Sweetness of the Marital Yoke” Quotation ….’The marble group portrays a fulsome-bellied woman holding a feathered yoke representing sweet obedience, and in her right hand she holds up two flaming hearts (deep mutual love). At her feet a winged putto plays with a pelican, emblem of charity. In mediaeval iconography, in fact, the pelican which pierces its own breast to nurse its young represents the sacrifice of Christ on the cross.’  Not sure J or I would describe the Joys of Marriage in such a way!

Slightly macabre – in the basement are a male and female skeletons with what looks like all the arteries and veins.  Originally it was believed that the creator injected a metal forming substance into the circulatory system, but now it is believed that he created it from beeswax, iron wire and silk.

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And thus concludes our second extended stay in Naples.  We have really fallen for the city.  We love the noise, the business and the chaos.  It is earthy and very real.

 

 

 

  

297-300: Salt, a Pilgrimage and the Gargano Coast

297 – Thursday 11th February 2016:  Some Days Just Go Like That!

Neither of us slept well … our neighbouring motorhome departed at 1.30 am and J heard it did not really get back to sleep after.  The neighbours had arrived the night before in the middle of the night too.  Four adults and left in a Ford transit type van yesterday morning and were out all day until late evening.  All very strange!  AND we were also both of us worrying to varying degrees about the route out of the town.  And it started PEEING down which is like a deluge of conkers on the roof….  All contributed to a third rate night’s sleep.

J, the experienced runner, suggested that we did not run having both put in 6km yesterday and some twinges.  Apparently all the received running wisdom is that you should have at last one rest day a week … my whole life till recently had been a ‘rest day!”.  J washed up and I went to check the driving route out…. our self appointed car park attendant was back, so I asked him …. along the lungomare and then turn right.  I wandered on with the plan of walking the route to verify, but the TIC was open and she in charge actually spoke a few words of English and confirmed the same route.  Sorted … just wish we’d sorted it last night … might have slept better!  I had panned to Pilates, but the rain put paid to that.  I did buy two beautiful Sea Bass from the fish market and he filleted them for me 🙂  One is now frozen and the other currently in the oven on a bed of potatoes, olives and roasted red peppers …

The route out was just fine and we set off for the motorway as it seemed to be our best bet for motorhome services … it was and it had free wifi … two blog posts uploaded and emails up to date.  We loved Arancini in Sicily and they had them here … not a patch and very disappointing … will we have to move to Sicily?   They are seriously addictive.  K spotted an Ipercoop on the outskirts of Barletta … we’d run seriously low on wine.  I also managed to stock up on Marsala at EUR4.30 and bought a bottle of Moscatel di Trani, a dessert wine.  Having been there a MUST to try even at EUR10.50 for 50cl!!!  Will let you know how that went down later!  We then headed for a parking near the centre, but on arrival it was deserted … not comfortable with leaving Chardonnay here and unable to identify an alternative parking, we aborted Barlettta ….. guides book described it as shabby, but it had the LARGEST remaining bronze Roman statue … Ho hum … never mind – can’t see all the biggest and best of everything.

Following the coast road we entered Margherita di Savoia … nothing special except it it the location of the LARGEST salt plains in Europe.  We found the Salt Museum, but it only opened in the morning and we had missed it by 20 mins.  Ho Hum …. Lunch by the salt flats … seriously large ones and massive mounds of salt.

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A seriously huge mound of salt and it was not the only one of them.

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The coast line up to the Gargano Peninsula is really flat and pretty uninteresting and then as you approach you can see the cliffs leading down the to sea.

Onto Manfredonia – one thinks of Manfred Mann and a made up name.  A free parking on the Parkings App … and an easy route to it :).  At the end of the lungomare so a super flat route planned for tomorrow.  We wandered into the town, which is nothing remarkable.  Another huge Swabian castle … shut for renovation and the most huge plastic floats for the carnival procession.  The TIC was shut it opened at 5 till 7.30 … we are still getting used to these odd opening hours.  Back to Chard .. dinner preps and then back out.  What a change.  Lots of people walking out along the main shopping street.  The girl in the TIC did not speak English any better than our Italian.  Nor did she speak French or German.  Do they not get overseas visitors? Or do they expect visitors to speak Italian?   With pigeon this and pigeon that we established that she only covered the town, not the whole peninsula.  But they are the main town in the area?!  Ho hum!  All she could suggest was the castle, we informed her it was closed, and the and shopping street .. already discovered!  Ho Hum!  Back to the van to enjoy the Marsala and the Sea Bass … even though I cooked it, bloody marvellous!

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You can tell from the paving and promenade that this is a seaside town … just not the weather for it in February!

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Yes, we found another one!

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The huge plastic floats will be dragged through the town on Saturday.

298 – Friday 12th February 2016:  Monte Sant Angelo 

We awoke to rain …. it has to happen sometimes and we are conscious we are moving north.  Being a fair weather runner, K snuggled and luxuriated in bed, but about 10.00 a.m the rain ceased and she had no further excuses – a flat 4km for both of us.  We decided to leave Chardonnay where she was and use the bus to get to Monte Sant Angelo, as K had investigated the route and counted 13 hairpin bends … we’ll leave it to the bus driver, since we can!  Again helpful ladies waiting for the bus confirmed we were in the right place.  And we counted 17 mega bends on the way up.

Monte Sant Angelo is all about the Santuario di San Michele.  Here in AD490 St Michael the Archangel appeared before a local Bishop and said not to consecrate the site as he had already done so. Thenceforth it became a pilgrimage site.  Apparently Padre Pio, from nearby San Giovanni Rotondo, which we visited on the way down Italy, used to direct people here.  We both certainly found it more ‘religious’ and moving than the modern industry that is Padre Pio.  The site is free to enter and really well laid out.  You descend down the side of the rock, with modern, but mellow buildings to protect and enclose it.  You can see the grotto, which has the Archangel’s footprint in stone, but it has a statue over the top of it.  Apparently some of the graffiti date back to C17 and people used to carve their own footprints.

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 Entrance to the Santuario di San Michele

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In wandering the town we picked up various brown tourist route signs, so saw a number more churches, the old town with narrow alleyways and the castle.  We had planned to lunch on a small snack and coffee … four bars later with no snacks, we opted for a restaurant!  A set menu for EUR16 each … a pasta starter, a main with a choice of side dish, fruit, water and wine … we’re in!  I’ve mentioned before different food choices … K pasta with mussels, J pasta with ragu sauce.  K sea bass (actually over cooked / mine last night was much better, even if I say so myself!) and grilled veggies, J mixed cheeses and CHIPS!  I did help with thes, is the Pope Catholic?  We even asked for a second carafe of red, passed on the fruit as too full and the bill came to EUR30!  No receipt, so it was a good deal all round.

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Behind me was the facade of the Chiesa di San Pietro, which is all that remained of the church after a C19 earth quake. To the right is the C12 Baptistry for total immersion.  The Church ahead, Chiesa Santa Maria, had some medieval frescos.

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We were pretty high up and above a cloud line … lots of concrete chimney pots.

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Question about bottles around planters and here a lamp post answered by europeanomad.wordpress.com … to stop dogs piddling!


299 – Saturday 13th February 2016:  A meal to remember!

Following the coast – very slowly – lots of bendy bits, Vieste was our interim destination – several unsuitable parking sites later, we decided not to bother the inhabitants and settled for a lunch in the van on the seafront. Next – Peschici area for our overnight – K had identified a ‘motorhome parking’ at a restaurant called ‘Pane e Vino’ – seemed a relatively clear and unambiguous title…pity it didn’t mention the ‘cane’! More of that later….  Our synchronised Gorgeous Potty Sailors (GPS? How many nanachrychosms can I find for our doughty pair?), didn’t fall out with each other en route – and in short order, the less than imposing entrance appeared. We rumbled in along an uneven track – and parked short of a dodgy looking and very narrow concrete bridge – that didn’t look as if it would pass the BS EN 5400 test! No weight limit advice – we are 3.5+ tonnes….but we knew other vans had been there. I went to seek out the Patrone and check the infrastructure. The restaurant was almost deserted and the boss was busy finishing off a dish for customers. I waited – and waited – he gave me several reassuring signs….. Finally, he and I conversed in our fluent Italian – me – “camper parceggio uno notte?”  He – “So – you’re the little fecker from Dublin then?” No, much as this would have been appropriate, he was more restrained – “Si Signore, ma uno problema – non luce”.  I explained that I didn’t know any Lucys – and then with my brilliant Italian deciphering, decided that an absence of ‘lights’ in the parking area would not obstruct our nocturnal activities, whatever they might be….. (K did explain later that ‘luce’ was electricity and we could produce our own – Whoops!).  I was then shown around the facilities by the owner’s son – who is not called Lucy!  We could park anywhere in a large area with olive trees – a bit muddy – water available – and – a bonus!  Especially for those folk who like a good scrubbing    – a hot water douche!  We haven’t had a good scrubbing or douche – for (in K’s case days – I had one in 2015, I think).   Digression here just to awaken the reader – I once worked with a Chartered Accountant (years ago before the Flood) in a rural area – he proudly informed me that he had a bath every three weeks on a Saturday – with his wife – whether he needed one or not!  I must immediately state that this is not typical of the Chartered Accountancy profession – Clare!   

Anyway, we parked – at about 3:00 pm and settled…. No, we didn’t settle ! K decided that this would be a good day to do spring cleaning!  When I was employed – in my pre-Chardonnay life, I was given a day off on Saturdays… We exchanged  some views on the subject – and agreed (?) that cleaning was good for the soul… When Stephen Jater texted later that Ireland had snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in Paris – I was pleased to have been spitting and polishing!   With Chardonnay gleaming from every pore (there must be an anagram here – “pelmaingrope – an after dark adult activity”?)  Maybe not for the Irish Times crossword…  

We napped – having decided to eat in the restaurant later.  K scrubbed up well and I found a shirt !  Well, it was pre-Valentines Day….  The restaurant was buzzing – we had assistance in menu translation from a staff member who’s German was on a par with K’s Italian. 

Ante Pasti – K to describe………. Primo et secundo……..

K here:  So many small dishes … a pukka Italian culinary journey through virtually every vegetable known to man …aubergine parmigiana, artichoke, spinach, cauliflower etc and I think our favourite was cabbage with beans, who’d have thought!  Wafer thin slivers of carrot, courgette and cucumber done agro dolche (sweet and sour).  Dishes just kept coming!  The the hams and cheese course…. we were completely ge-stuffed by now, but a platter of cooked meats arrived … all beautifully tender and previously marinated.  A joy to finally have some lamb, as it seems to elude us in restaurants and in the butchers.  We took out a doggy bag which made supper tonight.  Three small cakes each arrived …. all homemade and then coffee with liqueurs …  Wow.  I reckon this was by far the best and most interesting Italian mean we’ve had.

Limoncello and another house liqueur – did we have coffee ? My memory eludes me at this point – I vaguely remember dancing with Lucy – sorry, Katherine – to my best 1960s style…  All this (and a little extra wine) – for Euro 48…. Actually, the dancing was free…

We had earlier counted 5 cane (dogs) around the restaurant – not wild, we thought. Well, one (or two) of them had stolen my Crocs – and K gave chase – they should have surrendered on the spot!  K 1 – dogs nil.  K:  Works with children too … distraction technique!

Overnight, they got their own back – and nicked K’s running leggings from where I hung them to dry on the back of the van ! Dogs 1 – K- 1!   Lesson – don’t underestimate a Pesticchidog – no more anagrams please…

 

 

300 – Sunday 14th February 2016:

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Sun rise …. yep, we were briefly up in time for it!

We rose – still full from an epic meal – K ran and Pilate’d – I meditated….. Arrivederci to our hosts – and on to take a better look at the town of Peschici – mega steps to be climbed – amazing views out to aqamarine seas and islands – beautiful alleyways and narrow streets – and the entire town out walking and having coffee at lunchtime on a Sunday – this is Italy !  Coffee for us – and people watching… – back to our casamobile….

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Peschici – looking down to the harbour … a really warm day despite the clouds.

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Would that be more steps … up!

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People watching.  A lot of Aperol was being consumed. They all cleared off by 1.30 p.m. for lunch.

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No computer enhancements … check out the colours of that sea.

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You can just make out one of the ancient fishing stations.

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A few times we’ve spotted the odd love padlock; they’ve taken off a bit more here.

K:  The scenery along this part of the coast deserves mention …. The road pretty much hugs the coast and the non-driver is rewarded with crystal clear water, rocky bays with sandy beaches.  A number of grottos and a super stone arch out to sea.  Ancient wooden fishing structures cling to the cliffs.  Really worth a detour to do the coast of the Gargano Peninsula.  Others must think so too, as I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a continuous string of campsites and holiday villages (all shut in Feb) particularly around Vieste – it must be a summer HELL!  We wondered where all the guests come from to occupy these accommodations … we know the Italians love sun bathing, but there is so much Italian coast dedicated to sunbathing, it must attract most of the rest of Europe too.

SPG (I’ll find an acronym somewhere) set for Troia – a few hours driving – and our destination – a free parking – with luce!  The reader who stayed awake for the last episode will know what luce does…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


294 – 296: Truilli Hobbit Houses, A Castle and a Port

294 – Monday 8th February:  Trulli Pretty in Alberobello

A reliable straight out and back run this morning in between downpours.  We did not hurry as we were only travelling 9km to Alberobello – the main town with a concentration of Trulli houses.  We passed many more nestling on the road.  

We had hoped to free camp, but the area I had identified from someone else’s blog was now proper car parking and payable.  A helpful policeman, with some English, saw James as he went to read the car park sign, looking for information, and directed us to the fee paying Sosta.  It is EUR18 a night but full services.  So we have had a full service and a shower.  And although strictly no ‘camping activity’ allowed, I have done some washing (a good time to do it when we know where the next water fill is coming from and we can heat the water using electricity rather than our gas) and it is now all hanging off the bike rack.  As it is dark we are hoping that the warden will not notice!

We met an English family for a brief chat … they have sold their house and are travelling with two small primary age children and a dog for a year.  Amazingly brave, but what a great experience for the kids.  We then lunched in the van … I had made a pasta sauce from an Italian Cookery School’s cook book (Tuscany Aug 2015 for an afternoon) … essentially onion, leek and peppers …. cooked till soft and then liquidised …. who would have thought that only 3 ingredients would make such a creamy and tasty sauce.

Alberobella is the main centre with 1500 Truilli houses densely packed in an UNESCO Heritage site.  They are made in C14 from local limestone blocks and without mortar (well originally, anyway).  It is thought that they were dismantled when the tax man came calling … and resurrected when he went.  Many are stilled used as residences, although a lot are for hire as holiday homes.  Even in February there are a lot of gift shops open.  All selling exactly the same memorabilia and some with the lure of a free panorama from the rooftop!  We found the Belvedere on one side which gave us a brilliant and un-hassled view over to one side of the valley and some of the houses.  Having spent about an hour wandering the streets, and paid for an expensive coffee, we felt we had ‘done’ Alberobella – definitely worth seeing, but not enough to keep our interest longer.  Must be horrendous here in the summer.

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Apparently the symbols painted on the roofs are supposed to magical … touristy more like!

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From the viewpoint … lots of Hobbit houses.

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My own Hobbit … not persuaded to invest in this real estate! 

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A lot of the Truilli are restaurants and gift shops … all selling what is Truilli Tat. 

We contemplated going to see the Grotte de Castellana tomorrow, but I picked up some information in the TIC and you have to book by phone in February and it is expensive … EUR15 each to do the full tour.  Whilst these are the longest series of caves in Italy, we saw what are reported to be the best caves in Europe in Posthna, Slovenia.  We’ll pass.

 

295 – Tuesday 9th February 2016:  Big Fred and the Magic of 8

A good run, but again not to plan … it became an out and back.  K even managed a little pilates as we were secure on the sosta (parking).  We picked the English couples recommendations for Spain and Portugal locations as they had been and done this year.  By the time we’d done the services, it was getting on to lunchtime!  Ho hum … no meetings though, so it really doesn’t matter!

We arrived at Castel del Monte to an interesting parking experience.  A small carpark with an ‘official’  coach and car park attendant … well he had a badge anyway!  He attempted to get us to reverse into a normal car parking space which would have meant that half of Chardonnay would be sticking out into the road for all the cars and coaches to prang.  As driver, I refused!  There was a perfectly good spot next to two coaches, but no, I had to reverse perpendicular to them; the bikes hanging over the top of the wall …just!  Whilst I was using the onboard facilities, I heard a “No!” and similar panic noises.  Our skilled car park attendant had tried to get a newly arrived coach to reverse into our bonnet.  J told us that it was about 2” off hitting us.  It would have been one of those earth moving experiences, or how to explain to the insurance company where I was at the time of the crash!  We asked the the attendant if we could move to be parallel to the coaches … but no … he would watch our van.  We have no confidence in his eyes or skill!  He then produced a note book with ‘Please give me a tip for helping you park’ in multiple languages!  We duly tipped him EUR2 and he asked for another EUR2 if we wanted to sleep there … we coughed up!

The castle sits on a rise so is visible for miles around as this area is generally flat.  It was built in mid C13 for Emperor Frederick II, who was an intellectual.  It is thought that he used it as a hunting lodge.  But what makes this castle so unusual is it’s design.  It is 8 octagonal towers, interconnected around a central octagonal courtyard.  The theory is that an octagon represents the union of a circle and a square so the castle represents the union of man and God.  Marble still surrounds the doors and windows and there are long drop toilets, which only the Arabs used in their castles at this time.

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Iconic shape of the castle. 

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Unusual red clay with pressed in bits of marble surrounding the doors and windows. 

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The first castle toilet in the non-Arab world.

As it did not take that long to view the two stories of 8 rooms, we decided not to stay the night in the car park … and No, we did not ask for a EUR2 refund from the car park attendant!  We headed off to Trani, on the coast.  I had done a quick check of the route through the town to get to the port, our destination …. but not all these checks are failsafe.  We had Brad, Madge and Google Maps (using our precious wifi data allowance), all going at once.  We still ended up in a small square faced with a VERY narrow street.  Panic set in!  Big time … there was NO obvious route out … at all!  Thank goodness for the kindness of the locals.  ‘Porto?”  ’Si”  “Diretto, a destra”  “Camper … possible?”  “Si … andiamo”.  So we ventured ahead … Yes, just do-able, but tight.  As we were about to spill out onto the dockside, we were met with a fish market and cars all wanting to turn across our bow!  But we made it.  Heaved a BIG sigh and headed off for a quick walk and a slow glass of wine .. or two.  Lovely wine, lovely barman (who recommended the lovely wine).

 

296 – Wednesday 10th February 2016:  Trani

We both did epic 6km runs along the coast this morning … only the 2nd time K has ever run thus far … even got a lovely wave from our lovely barman of last night.  No pilates … too knackered!  

There was a self appointed car park attendant … it seemed wise to wedge him up with EUR2 to watch Chardonnay when we went out.  We wandered the town, stopping for coffee and a slice of pizza and later an ice cream.  A really attractive town, centred around the harbour.  It was a major Jewish trading area.  Apparently the Emperor had granted the Jews certain commercial rights, including the silk trade in the area.  One original Synagogue was only reinstated in 2005.  Now the main trades are the fishing and tourism.  Last night’s market was tiddlers …sardines, anchovies, prawns and baby octopus … a lot still waggling their limbs.  This morning’s fish market had some bigger fish … spotted some swordfish as we ran past … if it is there tomorrow, I shall buy some.

The cathedral seems to rise majestically out of the sea as it is right by the water’s edge.

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Looking down to Chardonnay and her neighbour.

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The Cathedral and Bell tower.

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Another Fred II castle.

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Elephants?  Was Hannibal here too?

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The Cathedral’s original brass doors C12, now inside.

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The town park alongside the coast was beautifully maintained … these small tortoise were all huddled on top of each other … we suspect the water was too cold for them.

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Today’s date!

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This man ‘urns’ my love!

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Serious fishy business … unloading mostly anchovies … adding ice and loading onto the waiting refrigerated truck.  If only I knew how to cook them …