Tuesday
Days 14-17 Copenhagen by foot and bike and into Sweden
14 – Saturday
Easy bike to the city centre and it really is easy. Every street, and I mean every single one, has a double width cycle track in both directions. You follow the dedicated cycle traffic lights at junctions and stop to let people cross over the cycle track to get on and off busses. Incrediably easy and safe.
Joined a free (tip what you think at the end) walking tour with Maria, a 6 foot red head from Yorkshire, quite a Viking look. She focussed on the central part of Copenhagen and explained a lot about several fires flattening parts of the city, the Royals and stories from WW2. All most excellent.

Bishop Absalon should have been on a pony, but the sculptor thought it did not look impressive enough and gave him a big’un
After a Burger King lunch for J (missing his chips!) we cycled back to Chardonnay with the intention of spending the rest of the afternon in the Carlsberg factory. Slight change of plan …. we’d been robbed !!! The buggers had got in through prising open and breaking the three fastenings on a window, broken into the laptop store and pulled loads out of cupboards. So instead of sippling beer, we spent the afternoon in the Central Police station! The very efficient police officer said on hearing our story, ‘thats a real bag of shit!’ They were very supportive and efficient. Thankfully it is only ‘stuff’ they have taken and we were not here, but it is inconveneint. They left all the booze :). We have now bought a Chromebook so we have USB to upload images and play DVDs, but it is a poor exchange for the Mac Book Air, Ipod, Ipad, James camera, small cash… but they left our passports and our external hard drive with all our photos and our mifi internal wifi router…
For you Latin scholars, non illigitimi carborundam…..
We eventually found a lovely campsite just east of Copenhagen to hole up in until we could get the window fixed.
15 – Sunday
A profitable day – two loads of laundry, showered ourselves and did an exterior (much needed) wash of Chardonnay. A walk to local shops and we bought:
- a six pack of Carlsberg, as we still needed to drink some
- meat for a BBQ – our first of this trip
- a wine box for £14, just to top up our supplies.
The really helpful young man at the desk also identified no less than 4 caravan repair / service companies for us to try.
Closed the day playing with the camera tripod, a BBQ and fire log.
15 – Monday
Early start and drove to the outskirts of Roskilde where the really lovely workshop chap only charged a tenner to replace the three window catches. And then we were on our way …. off to Sweden as we have to be in Stockholm on Weds to meet the Aged P’s.
Despite the break in, we still really like Denmark and the Danes and will be back!
The Oresund crossing was a first for my very own bridge master. First tunnel and then bridge.
Rather than bomb up the motorway, we hugged the coast as much as we could. Changing scenery … flat and the best aggricultural land in Sweden …. rolling hills and rocky outcrops … can tell is is damp here as the mosses and lichens are amazing colours … forests of pines and silver birches carpetted with spring flowers … beaches and holiday resorts / small fishing ports.
Sweden has a right to roam and you seem to be able to park up pretty much anywhere. There are also a LOT of motorhomes around, predominently Swedish and German. We spent the night in Kalmar, right on the sea, next to a beautifully maintained graveyard and fortress castle.
Captivating Copenhagen
Day 13 – Feck
Had read a lot that visitors thought Copenhagen was worth a visit but nothing compared to other EU capitals. We thoroughly enjoyed our day and will stay another …. still parked alongside the Copenhagen factory, but yet to partake of their produce!
Bus to near centre and walk to Northern part of the city: State Art Gallery, Botanical Gardens, Rosenborg Slot with the royal treasury (not a patch on the stones at the Tower of London, but a fraction of the population) and of course a walk to see the Little Mermaid, who has legs!!
Day 12: Vikings in Roskilde
Thursday
Now numbering the days of our wanderings. Every morning James does a great Big Brother northern accent rendition of ‘Day 12’, followed by a very Irish ‘feck”!
A leisurely start …. decided the scenery is less rolling than on Funen so we decided to head towards Copenhagen via Roskilde. Roskilde looks as if it is inland, but it has a fjord which was barrackaded about a 1000 years ago using 5 Viking ships weighted down with rocks. These were excavated from late 1959 and an impressive museum established. It took them 25 years to work out the jigsaw of the pieces … what computers would do now!
We then wandered the town and saw the UNESCO Cathedral from the outside. Refused to pay to go in as one set of entrance fees is enough and somehow we object to paying to go into churches.
Lingering in Langeland
Wednesday and Thursday
In the morning of Wednesday – we crossed a beautiful viaduct from Jutland into Lageland – we motored sedately down through Rudkoping. Popped into the Tourist Information and a very enthusiastic lady recommended bike rides and walks. Our quick look turned into two days. We drove to Tranakaer Castle – nice walk Round the parkland – castle not open as the Count and family are in residence – I fancy being a Count myself – Mrs C is our Accounting Officer – Countess K (retired) 😄. We then bicycled around the area and picnic lunch – cheese and biscuits – soup for the Countess… 😍

Brian from ‘New Tricks’. Routine: gloves off, pull up trousers, blow nose, glasses on, map out … no wonder our rides are slow!
Back to Rudkobling for our overnight stay – gin and tonic for K – minor Martini for moi… 👍. K used the word amazing quite a few times during the gining – sorry, evening. Sitting on a bench conveniently placed for us by the Harbour Authorities, we contemplated our Romany lifestyle – not half bad, eh ? 💑.
On Thursday we rode around the bottom of Langeland, having bought some very fresh and inexpensive fish from the docks. Cliffs, wind and ponies. Did not go into the Cold War Museum, but evidence of this is everywhere. Not surprising given Denmark’s geographic location.
We like Lagenland a lot…
Being quite early, we headed across the Storebaelt bridge to NW Zealand – at stunning price of £36 as we are over 3.5 tons. Ended up over night and all this morning, chilling in a car park where they are just building a new area visitor centre – Neolithic mounds everywhere across Denmark.




























