1354-1358: Walks, Gas and Keys!

1354: Medical and Hair

Tuesday 19th November 2019

I needed a blood test and hormone injection – the excellent Health Centre and Laboratory in Kalives duly obliged – 5 minutes from our pitch on the beach. And cheap … EUR15 for the Drs consultation, and EUR 40 for the blood test (EUR120 was paid once in France for this same blood test!).  Good result picked up a few days later … PSA result 0.05, so hormones doing their job. 

Our gas supply is problematic at the moment – we think a new regulator is required.  Lots of gas bottles used here, but not with regulators that have an auto crash cut off sensor!  A short drive to Chania after the local gas/B&Q style shop couldn’t help. The chap at Chania was helpful but didn’t have what we needed either. We may get one sent from mainland Greece…..

K solved the issue of needing a hair wash by having a hair colour appointment!

1355: Cave and Cove Walk

Wednesday 20th November

Now then, readers – your starter for 10 – what’s an anagram of ’AndyPandyCar’?  “Paddynannyrac”?  Answers in cyber time……. who remembers Bamber Gascoigne?  Name the tv programme?  What’s the link to Crete?  Well, the answer is that Paddycar was parked at Kokkino for the walk photographed by the lovely K.  

Fabulous walk with a small cove and amazing sea cave.

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Parked the AndyPandyCar at Kokkino Chorio … the town mostly shut up but lovely views back across to the Akrotiri peninsula and Chania.

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These bulbs are persistent buggers coming up through the tarmac.

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Koutalas Beach / Cove and lunch stop.  I didn’t take a pic of her, but a lady was swimming when we arrived … did wonder if she was skinning dipping and would stay in the water util we left, but she did have a bikini.

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Koutalas Cove.

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Sea cave:  Steps down ..

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The walk book was very clear not to cross here if the rock was wet, so we sent Corrie’s across to test it!

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Amazing colours from the minerals.  

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K walked onto the lighthouse past military land, very careful not to take pix of that!  

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Oh dear.  Christmas has arrived early here too.

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My goodness … perch was ordered … and two huge battered pieces of fish and potatoes … herbs in the batter makes it healthy, right?

And we’re going to this restaurant for more food on Saturday evening – and live Greek music!

1356: Heraklion for Keys!

Thursday 21st November

!.5 hours each way to FIAT Heraklion – to pay for replacement van keys – payment can only be made in person.  K:  All my fault, I seem to have lost them!  And Murphy’s Law, when we only have one set, we will loose them!  An expensive business replacing keys … EUR265 programmed alarm key!  The habitation key was much cheaper £19 for 2 and Maddy will bring them out to us in December.  

What does “FIAT” stand for?  Not “Fix It Again Tomorrow”!  “Fabricato Italiano Automobile Torino”…. We did some shopping – a bit crowded – and lunch……   

1357: Poorly Girl

Friday 22nd November 

K was a little unwell – very unusual (we aborted our walk from Armeni)….she slept a lot during the day – Oscar, Corrie and I rallied around – and did – ‘stuff’.  Mainly dog walking and being very quiet – like that tonic water advert “Sch….”

1358: Armeni Walk Accomplished

Saturday 23rd November 

K rallied after an excellent night’s sleep – hurrah!  Drove to Armeni – coffee and cookies. Deja vue at the same coffee shop and our order of yesterday was remembered.  We chatted to a young lad whose father we had talked to here yesterday … another ex pat musician.  Oscar was much admired – not Corrie this time…..

6k walk – flat terrain – a few dogs – and terrapins in the local river. What’s a good recipe for ‘terrapin flambe’?  Pan on low heat with olive oil – carefully remove terrapin shell – heat to sizzle (not on our gas though) and serve with garnish and crusty shell  – flame with lots of raki – watch your eyebrows…..  Masterchef?  No!     K:  May I point out that J is of the school of Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook! I once considered buying him cookery lessons, but decided that was a gift for me, not him!

And off up to the hill village for local music now.


Our walk was flat, but views of the White Mountains.


Amongst the orange groves … and no we didn’t pick any.


A Venetian water mill.


No livestock until towards the end of the walk, so CO2 were off lead 🙂

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Post walk rest .. O almost camouflaged.

1350-1353: Another Peninsula and Looking for Food

1350: Another Monastery and in Search of Lunch

Friday 15th November 2019

Monastery Agia Triada was our Pandacar destination – with beautiful courtyards and accessible rooftops. We enjoyed a copious wine tasting – not amazing wines but palatable – obviously not a ‘dry’ day…  a lovely Albanian lady served us and gave us a lot of informations about the olives and grape varieties.  Sure we had more than our quota.  we really didn’t like the reds … especially the one that is a half white / half red grape and then aged in a barrel … this is the one, each monk has a supply of in their cell!  Only 6 monks live here, so presumably it never runs out.  


We’d seen coaches here as we drove past yesterday … and more again today … fortunately we managed to avoid most of them until the end, when we couldn’t get out for the bodies stood stock still … pretending to listen attentively to the guide, and not aware they were blocking the exit!  Bah – tourists!


The monastery was a lush huge courtyard garden, with the church in the centre.






A couple of roof tops were open to climb.

 Loutraki Beach, a parking overnight spot, but not worth moving for.  Marathi – only a fast food van … pretty with 2 beaches.  But no open restaurants.


Loutraki Beach … a small sandy beach with a massive hotel; must be horrid in season.

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Marathi – one of the two beaches split by the harbour pier.

Nothing open on way home either, so cheese and biscuits in Jez, back at Stavros!  In the afternoon, I walked west of Stavros, hugging the coast all the way out.  Just as well it was out of season, as I was walking over hotel complex patios and pool areas.  

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Looking back to Zorba’s mountain and CO2 made some beach friends. 

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Natural rock pool, although you can see where the Venetians cut out blocks for building the monasteries.

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Sunset view from our parking.

 1351: Kolymbari ‘ere We Kome

Saturday 16th November 

Shopping on the way … needed to make sure we had food in case all the restaurants here were also shut.  We parked at harbou and K asked the harbour master – 2 nights would be ok for overnighting. A bit noisy with harbour rock dredging.  K walked – and found restaurants open with a much quieter parking including a beach shower – we could attach a hose to save hand balling with our watering can.

Our LPG gas pressure has been quite weak recently – we may have a regulator or filter issue – one to watch. There was insufficient pressure to provide water for showering – I suggested we shower (cold) on the beach – I received a distinctly ‘Brexit-style’ veto!!!   Speaking of vetos, who remembers Nikita Kruschev using his veto by removing his shoe and hammering the table at the UN?  A ‘vetoe’ perhaps…..

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Not the prettiest of beaches, but a lot of new and being built hotel / villa complexes being built along the front.

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Very peaceful – we stayed 2 nights.

1352: Up the Rodopos Peninsula

Sunday 17th November 

Stopped for coffee – and raki was on offer!  Too early for us Purists!

In our super Andypandycar, we set off downhill on a dirt track which became more potholed and rivuletyfissured (try that with a gobful of crushed ice!).  Parked on a bend and walked the two km to St John Baptist church.

Back to the car and K piloted up the hill. On a down slope, the Panda started rocking and rolling with noise – I thought “what a nice extra Fiat put in for us”.  Just to be sure, stopped and checked.  The rocks and rolls had completely shredded a rear tyre!  The jack and other paraphernalia were extracted from the boot. When had either of us previously changed a wheel?  Down slope meant we had all anchors on and rocks wedged against front wheels…  I rolled under the vehicle to locate a jacking point – Oscar and Corrie helped by lying there and looking superior… nurse K used her excellent bedside manner by handing me the forceps etc – could be a difficult delivery!  But, the jacking point held and we got the ‘space saver’ tyre on and completed the job. Luckily, we have a tyre inflating machine that works off the car usb port, as the space saver looked a little flabby.

Why do car manufacturers provide space saving spares?  To save a few millimetres in the boot? To annoy motorists?  We have decided to field a totally new political party in the UK December elections – the “MASSTY” party – catchy eh?  The “Motorists Against Space Saving Tyre” party – stick that in your Boris, Jeremy!      

The Waves at Ravdoucha restaurant had been recommended, but sadly was shut – land slips on road was an indication of lack of passing traffic.

Drove to Kolymbari … and ditched the car long the old harbour.  Found a  lovely fish restaurant, called Argentia.  Had to choose this one as the Aged Ps and K’s sister Clare and husband Chris are currently on tour there.  It was slightly up market as they decorated Fava with anchovies and capers, normally it’s a bit of diced red onion. Hand washing to remove tyre dirt – and a little local vino to celebrate a tyre change – do we really need an excuse?

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 Corrie’s ears pricked up at the goat bells and her nose was pressed to the car window.

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Traffic jam going up the Rodopos Peninsula.  They were reluctant movers.

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Windy Gap, of course.

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We walked down to the church in the green bit … and then back up!

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Agios Ioannis Rigologous – St John the Baptist.  Within a gated compound to keep the goats out .. a small chapel and seating for 600 outside.  A pilgrim site on St John’s Name Day in August.  Surrounding the chapel was a food serving station, more seating and modern toilets … all a bit incongruous.  

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My hero at work.  No mending this one!

1353: Back to Kalyves

Monday 18th November 

Filled with water  … strip washed as the hot water is still not not working with single gas cylinder. Good job we don’t need the central heating…

En route back to Kalyves we stopped at a tyre shop – my guess was Euro 40 – K guessed Euro 70 – the cost was Euro 75!  The forfeit was to catch a motorist with a puncture and offer to change the wheel – failed! 

Back to Kalyves – becoming our favourite base in this area of Crete –  bed linen dropped into laundrette – chilled. 


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A FaceBook funny.

1349: Monastery Walk and Dance

1349: Monastery Walk

Thursday 14th November

After Oscar’s feline stare-off – an honourable draw in footie terms… we Panda-car’d on to the monastery of Gouvemetou – using K’s agnosticism (she went Sunday School!) to swiftly tread past the ‘no dogs’ sign – anyway they’re children, not just K9s.  The path down was mostly well paved and steep – past the ‘Bear Cave’ and on to the older ruined monastery – massive arch bridge – the pre-16th century scaffolding contract must have been very lucrative…   Once we found the next path, the scrabbling commenced – bums on the rocks – K vetoed one of my bum pics!  Not a photo of my bottom you realise…. “Does my bum look big on this rock?”  Move on James!   Down to the gorge bottom (can we avoid the bottom theme, please?) and the path was easier – Corry was goatspotting – a lot like train spotting but with goats on tracks – no, she wasn’t wearing a duffle coat…  Back on the lead, young lady!

Another great picnic perched on the rocks above the pirates cove. Before the return ascent, I attempted the Zorba happy dance (we watched the film last night) – crashed and burned, readers!!!


We’d overnighted next to a wild cat feeding station … this little puss was not going to be intimidated by the Oscar fixed stare!


Monastery Gouvernetou:  reachable along several km of lonely road.  Dated 1573, it looks more like a fortress than a monastery.  To start our walk we followed the gated and flowered path, which clearly stated ‘No Dogs anywhere on the monastery grounds’ … I had my agnostic arguments ready!


The expansive view from the saddle as you leave the gardens.


WW2 memorial.


Bear Cave … a dripstone one.


Inside were cathedral sized columns of stalagmites and stalactites.


And massive stalagmite that is supposed to resemble a bear … more like a bearded St John, I think.  The steps lead up to a cistern …


… But where has Corrie gone?  James investigates the faint whimpers …


… aah … she jumped in and couldn’t get out!



The walk led down to the ruins of the original Monastery Katholiko.  Abandoned due to the frequent raids from pirates who game up the gorge from the sea.


Monastery Katholiko, with a rock chapel.


St John the Hermit’s Cave … yes another one.  He apparently died in this one.  


The descent down into the gorge … the only difficult part of the walk.



The pirate landing place and our picnic spot, before the return ascent.


Having watched Zorba the Greek last night, as we are parked up where his famous dance at the end was filmed, James’ cup flowed over, and he enacted his own happy dance …


or is that dad Dancing moves?

1346-1348: Time to Vamos!

1346: Vamos – A Walk!

Monday 11th November 2019

We are still at Kalyves … such a handy place to park up and use the hire car.  Today’s destination was a walk around Vamos, one of the main local hill towns and an administrative centre.  This was the first walk out of the books local Ann donated to our so very worthy cause.  

In the afternoon we managed some laundry in Jez again (and it was all dry by morning – result!) and showers for us.  Supper was intended to be in a recommended restaurant, but it was shut (Monday closures), so we ended up in the grill … any meat you want so long as it is grilled, and served with chips, a bit of salad and tzatziki.  Not having great expectations for our meal, we ordered a half litre of white and two chicken dinners.  OMG … I don’t know what herbs they coated the meat with, and then cooked over coals, but the flavour was just superb.  We ate it all.  We paid … all of EUR14 … but as we were about to leave, we were told to sit down … Greek yogurt with candied lime peel and the Raki arrived!  Wow!

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Coffee stop on arrival in the small square … friends of Ann’s had recommended Anna’s bar … we recognised it by the description of Anna’s friendly large black dog, that CO2 were desperate to play with .. but not in the square with the odd passing car.

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An old olive press.

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 It was a walk of animals … a fair while before we could let CO2 off the leads.  We’ve noticed a lot of young lambs … seems strange to us in November.

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Goat tethered under a tree, plus sheep, chickens and, until we got out of Vamos, a LOT of raucous barking dogs.

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An old cobbled street in Vamos, built during the Ottoman occupation by enforced local labour.

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Back to Anna’s bar for a 0% beer … and fresh juice.  James has only not been able to get 0% alcohol beer from one bar, as it was about to close after the season.

1347: On the Move!

Tuesday 12th November

After 11 nights in Kalyves … we very rarely stay this long anywhere.  But that was the whole point of having the hire car … park up and explore in the Panda.  And Kalyves was becoming another home from home.   We did the services, and shopping … sea bass for supper.  LPG fill on the way … no need yet for heating, but when we do need it, it does burn gas.

We parked up at a pretty fishing harbour called Agios Onouphrios, on the Akrotiri peninsula (where Chania airport is).  

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Our overnight parking.  The gaggle of geese were being camera shy!

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Another fab view from our front window.  No need to point out in case of ‘vanevac’ (Van Evacuation in case of undesirables) in Greece, we can face the best view.

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Caught up with the geese.

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Nearby dog walk. 

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After lunch, we drove in the Panda to the Venizelos Graves and the Souda War Cemetery.

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Simple stone slab tombs for Eleftherios Venizelos, Crete’s most famous statesman, and his son Sophocles.  Both were Greek Prime Minister several times and Eleftherios Venizelos is akin to Italy’s Garibaldi .. he unified Crete with Greece.  In Italy no town is complete without a Piazza Garibaldi … here is is Venizelos Square / Street.   The graves are set in gardens …

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… with stunning views over Chania.

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The site was the scene in 1987 of an illegal raising of the Greek flag by rebels, led by Eleftherios Venizelos in defiance of the Turks and other European Powers.  The flag pole was smashed by a volley, but a Cretan became a human flagpole.

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The little church of Profitis Elias … 

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… and its guardian who hissed to prevent CO2 from entering.

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The Allied War Cemetery at Souda.  

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2000 graves, of which just under 900 were British the rest were New Zealand or Australian …

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… a significant number were unnamed …Known Unto God.

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In search of coffee, we drove to Kalathas … pretty beach but nothing open, and onto Horafakia, where we found coffee and a bun!  Just to mention, our sea bass with caponata was nostimo … delicious.  Note:  some people refuse to cook fish in a  motorhome … rubbish, no smell at all, so long as its fresh. But do dispose of the bones etc before going to bed!

We woke early hours to a massive thunder and lightening storm.  I got up to batten down the hatches and our little ‘puss was sitting bolt upright, shaking and not looking happy. Up to now, we’ve had her on our laps during thunderstorms, but now we’re in bed.  The choice was for one of us to get up and cuddle her, or we let her on our bed and cuddle here there.  Sheer laziness and we went for the latter option.  Once invited up, she was like the proverbial ferret.  Not to lie between our bodies, but up on the pillows.  We were breathing in her hair through mouths and nostrils, and she has lots of it.  Oscar is not nervous of storms, not to be left out, went between us, but was very restless and moved every 10 mins to shove one part of our anatomy out of his way.  Not our best night’s sleep and NOT to be repeated.


1348: Stavros and Zorba the Greek

Wednesday 13th November

The rain eased and I took CO2 back out along the peninsula, where we watched a tanker connect what looked like a very small bore pipe across the water to the petroleum plant.  No wonder it was there hours.  We did some admin … J more than I … lack of sleep and I was on a go slow.  After lunch we packed up and drove all of 15mins to Stavros.


Massive puddle on one side, so the puddle ducks took a muddy bath.

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 Corrie avoiding the puddles by leaping from rock to rock.  Oscar ploughs on through.

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Tanker at work at the mouth of the inlet.  We were able to google where is had come from … the massive petrochemical area just west of Pireaus.

Stavros is a circular bay, almost a lagoon, with the craggy sheer mountain rising opposite which was where the final dance scene of Zorba the Greek was filmed.  And guess what we will watch tonight!  A stunning location and I took advantage of a lull in the rain to walk CO2 between the mountains.

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Our overnight with Zorba’s mountain.

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My walk.

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Some weird rock formations.

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And then the heavens opened a bare 15 mins after I got back.

1342-1245: We Have Time, A Lot, Did Not

1342-43: Oozing

Thursday 7th and Friday 8th November

OK, so we coffee’d, lunched and suppered.  Not sure what else we did.  We are starting to feel so relaxed here in Kalyves, that we’ve forgotten what we did!

We do remember going to Simon’s Italian pizza and pasta place with a room full of Brits to listen to a young Greek trio perform some great rock music.  Needless to say a lot of wine was drunk, and not just by us!  

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Another beachside coffee.

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And another.

1344: Douliana Walk

Saturday 9th November

A circular walk through olive groves and a bit of a gorge started with a coffee in the village.  Lovely lunch in Drapanos’ Eleanoras restaurant … one starter and two dishes … EUR18.50, with chicken and chips left over to go … to be souped.  A restaurant to go back to.

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Douliana:  The only place that seemed open was a tiny coffee shop … the choice was sugar or not.  No Latte, Americano etc.  Greek coffee it was; there was no milk.  But lovely to sit in the sun listening to the sheep bells.

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The walk took us to two cave chapels.

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 Some lovely views and Autumn is ‘trying’ to make its presence known.

 1345: Remembrance Sunday

Sunday 10th November

We had a coffee in Vrysses and observed the 2 minuted silence.  And then, listening to Radio 2 back in the van 2 hours later, observed it again with the last post.  

We had gone to Vyrsses on the promise of a bazaar with Christmas gifts, bric a brac and crafts as advertised in the Living in Crete website forum.  I spotted the stall holders discussing how quiet it was ..yep , lack lustre,  We did manage to come away with two books … inlacing Victoria Hislpos’ ‘The Island’, about Spinalonga, which we visited last Crete trip and I’ve been meaning to read for ages.  And a ‘silver’ (i think not at the price and weight) bracelet AND two cakes … home-made eccles cake and a bakewell tart … nostimos (yummy in Greek!).  As coffee and wandering the 6 stalls had not taken as long as we’d anticipated, we drove back to Kalyves to potter for a few hours.

Heading out for a 3.00 p.m. supper we bumped into Ann again with another couple of ex-Pats with their two hounds.  Once the barking abated, and bum sniffing was the calm-ish order of the day, we were able to converse.  I queried outstaying our welcome in the car park … no the owners are overseas and we shouldn’t feel concerned.  Ann mentioned a trip on the 20th up to a hill village followed by lunch.  Tempting, but we can’t leave the dogs (well Oscar!) too long.  The other couple immediately offered doggy day care … how kind and generous people are, but we couldn’t inflict Oscar on anyone.  We need LPG, so will soon head up a peninsula via Chania (for LPG) for 4 days or so and then come back.  

Ann very kindly gave us two walking books on this area … really enjoying exploring the villages and surrounding areas in some detail.  In our first year we bombed from Nordcap to Sicily witha few side diversions, achieving 25,000 miles … and getting under the skin of – not a lot.  We have slowed up, but Crete is not massive and knowing we will be here until February-ish, gives us a really relaxing sense of time to chill.  If we were still looking to buy abroad, the idealistic approach is to immerse yourself in the local communities.  BUT learning a language sufficiently is virtually prohibitive; blame age and alcohol!  Kalyves has a strong ex-pat British contingent, so there seems to be a ready made social life.  A lot to be said for that.  Can see us renting here when we want to be still for months at a time.

Supper was fab again at Icarus restaurant … coupe of starters and then we shared a sea bass – wise to the portion sizes, if we had starters, we shared the main!  Nostimo … delicious.  A thunderstorm threatened close by and we watched the sea and hills change various shades from blue to grey.

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Little puss, needs cuddles with thunder.

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If she’s up and getting cuddles, I need one too!